'Phuza' (pronounced poo-zah) is the traditional zulu term for drink. 'Phuza Thursday' is the act of drinking (most commonly binge drinking) on a Thursday night in South Africa. Shap! Phuza-ing has become a burgeoning tradition among Saffa youth, with Thursday nights just about replacing Friday nights as occasions for heavy drinking now. Making Friday mornings the kakkest most unproductive morning of the week.
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