Two Twenty Somethings Decide Never To Get Stressed About Anything Ever Again. Ever.

Im stressed. Im worried. I dont know how tax works. I know its a thing that happens but Ive got no idea. Sometimes I go to T2 and talk to the staff just so I know what it feels like to be loved. A young couple are worried about, well, everything. From student debt to hand hygiene, the resurgence of ISIS to whatever the hell edamame is. After a ruined dinner, they write a list of everything that troubles them. A deal is made: they will never be stressed about anything, ever again. Ever. What follows is a desperate attempt to live the ideal millennial lifestyle, filled with cool friends, indoor plants, and home brewed Kombucha. But getting it all right is harder than it seems. This is a generation of self-care and selfies, handicrafts and humble brags, of adult responsibilities and childlike impulses, in a fast-paced, high-stress world.